I’m sort of freaking out.
I’m like icing. Imagine I’m on a cupcake. There’s loads of me, and the stuff I have to deal with is bitsized (depends on the cupcake maker, but you catchy my (sugary) drift). Great.
Only now my cake is massive. It’s like a gigantic wedding cake, with the cupcake icing all over it, not really having much of an impact anywhere, and spread really thin.
(I discovered through this analogy that un-iced wedding cakes are de rigeur. They do look pretty fantastic, so perhaps I should take that as a sign that a thinly-spread situation can still be turned around and rocked. Let’s hope so. Anyway back to reports)